Sugar ramblings

This is my 2% milk
Apr 23 '14

Just now:

  • <b> <b></b> Me:</b> so I'll meet you in the locker room?<p><p><b>Friend:</b> Yup! And Jam isn't coming with us because....<p><b>Me:</b> because she gone see her BOO<p><b>Friend:</b> yuuuup! And i get to spend time with my boo<p><b>Me:</b> ....um.<p><b>Friend:</b> -blows me a kiss-<p><b>Me:</b> OH YOU MEANT ME OH OK<p><b>Friend:</b> of course it's you! i don't whore on Sundays!<p><b>Me:</b> ....it's a Monday.<p><b>Friend:</b> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT<p>

Apr 23 '14

Wow looks like I’m home and i feel awesome and nothing is on
I should watch
Les mis
Yes that will make me feel good about myself

Tags: les miserables

Apr 23 '14

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Apr 23 '14

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

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Apr 23 '14

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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Apr 23 '14

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Apr 23 '14

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

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Apr 23 '14
szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

17,466 notes (via hellredsky & ilovecharts)Tags: the horrible part is when you grow up in america but your mom knows british english and half the books you were are in british english so your spelling is all types of fucked up

Apr 23 '14

thegeekyblonde:

sext: i want to watch branagh’s hamlet with you all the way to the credits

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Apr 23 '14

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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